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A beach at night: a murder with no witnesses at all
A beach at night: a murder with no witnesses at all “Identity Crisis”, 1975 · NBCUniversal
5×03 · Season 5 · 1975

Identity Crisis

Russian title: Кризис личности · Russian version

An intelligence operative kills a fellow agent who is blackmailing him, and hides the killing inside a career built entirely on false identities. Patrick McGoohan's second Columbo murderer, and the one he directed himself.

Editor’s rating — 8 out of 10.

Number
34 of 69
Aired
November 2, 1975
Running time
93 min
Director
Patrick McGoohan
Writer
William Driskill
Music
Bernardo Segall

The case

The killer
Patrick McGoohan as Nelson Brenner
The victim
Leslie Nielsen as A.J. "Geronimo" Henderson
Guest cast
Patrick McGoohan, Paul Gleason, Val Avery, Carmen Argenziano, David White, Bruce Kirby

Columbo is an inverted mystery: the murder opens the film and the killer is known from the first minutes. What you are watching for is how he proves it — see how the character works.

Patrick McGoohan
Patrick McGoohan — Nelson Brenner
A scene from the episode. "No, The Man BEHIND The Fat Lady!" Official Columbo channel · YouTube

The murder

Nelson Brenner is a public relations man in Los Angeles and, simultaneously, an agent of a government service that does not acknowledge him. A. J. Henderson, an old colleague, knows the second job and has been extracting money for his silence.

Brenner kills him on a beach and then does what his training tells him to do: he makes the death untidy in a way that suggests an ordinary robbery, and constructs an alibi from an evening's worth of documented public appearances.

His advantage is structural. Every time Columbo gets close to establishing where Brenner was, the answer becomes classified. His profession is a cover story that other people are legally obliged to maintain for him.

Brenner's double life is the plot and the theme. To Los Angeles he is a public relations consultant with a good address; to a government agency he is an operative whose existence is officially denied. Both identities are maintained with equal care.

A. J. Henderson knows about the second one because they worked together, and has been taking money for years. Blackmail between spies is a technical problem rather than a moral one, and Brenner solves it technically.

The killing on the beach is made to read as a robbery, and the alibi is assembled from a recorded conversation and a public evening. Brenner's advantage is that any attempt to check where he really was runs into people who are legally obliged to say nothing.

Nelson Brenner, a consultant with too many employers
Nelson Brenner, a consultant with too many employers “Identity Crisis”, 1975 · NBCUniversal

How Columbo gets him

McGoohan directs as well as stars, and the episode is visually the strangest of the run: long silences, odd angles, a recurring joke about a recorded voice that turns out to matter.

Columbo's difficulty is that he is being lied to by institutions rather than by a person. Brenner does not need to deceive him; other people do it on his behalf, politely and with paperwork.

The break comes through a recording. Brenner used a taped conversation as part of his alibi, and the tape contains something that could not have been in the room at the time it was supposedly made — a background detail that dates it.

McGoohan's direction is the most distinctive thing about the film: long static takes, conversations shot from odd distances, and a recurring joke involving a recorded voice that turns out to carry the case.

Columbo spends much of the episode being politely obstructed by institutions rather than by a person, which frustrates him more visibly than any individual murderer ever has.

The recording is the crack. Brenner used a tape to place himself in a conversation at a particular hour, and tapes capture more than the words on them — background, room tone, and in this case a sound that belongs to a different day.

The ending. Busted Official Columbo channel · YouTube
In the morning a body is found on the rocks
In the morning a body is found on the rocks “Identity Crisis”, 1975 · NBCUniversal
Two polite men who do not believe a word from each other
Two polite men who do not believe a word from each other “Identity Crisis”, 1975 · NBCUniversal
On the alibi recording, a piece of background sound places the conversation on a different day from the one Brenner claims.

Worth knowing

Verdict

Divisive, and deliberately so. The pace is slower than the format usually allows and the plot is more opaque, but McGoohan and Falk together are always worth watching.

It is also the most conceptually apt murder in the run: a man whose entire professional life is a constructed alibi, undone by constructing one too many.

Slow, opaque and divisive — and one of the few Columbo films that rewards a second viewing, because the direction is doing more than it first appears.

Thematically it is the sharpest match of murderer to method in the series: a man whose profession is the manufacture of alibis, undone by manufacturing one too many.

A world where nobody gives their real name
A world where nobody gives their real name “Identity Crisis”, 1975 · NBCUniversal

What the people who made it said

Barbara Rhoades, who appeared in this episode
TV Time Machine interview, 2023

The scene with the photographs that viewers remember best existed in the script only in outline: Falk and Patrick McGoohan went off to a trailer, came back, and played it again in their own words.

“Somebody — Patrick or Peter — said: this is not working. We went into Patrick's trailer and had a discussion, then went back out and did it. It was totally improvised; we knew where we had to get.”

Quotes are in the speaker’s own words — from a transcript of the recording, or from the printed source. Players open at the right minute. Everything is shortened; the full version is in the source.

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