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A plate of cheese and crackers: this is what will give him away
A plate of cheese and crackers: this is what will give him away “Agenda for Murder”, 1990 · NBCUniversal
9×03 · Season 9 · 1990

Agenda for Murder

Russian title: Сценарий убийства · Russian version

A defence attorney with political ambitions murders a client who could expose a lie in his past, and misses one detail on a piece of cheese. Patrick McGoohan's fourth and final murderer, and the best episode of the ABC years.

Editor’s rating — 9 out of 10.

Number
52 of 69
Aired
February 10, 1990
Running time
92 min
Director
Patrick McGoohan
Writer
Jeffrey Bloom
Music
Mike Post

The case

The killer
Patrick McGoohan as Oscar Finch
The victim
Louis Zorich as Frank Staplin
Guest cast
Patrick McGoohan, Louis Zorich, Kirk Thornton, Arthur Hill, Bruce Kirby, Anne Haney

Columbo is an inverted mystery: the murder opens the film and the killer is known from the first minutes. What you are watching for is how he proves it — see how the character works.

Patrick McGoohan
Patrick McGoohan — Oscar Finch
A scene from the episode. The Fast-Talking Lawyer Official Columbo channel · YouTube

The murder

Oscar Finch is a celebrated attorney about to be appointed to high federal office. Frank Staplin, a former client, has evidence that Finch fabricated an alibi in an old case — the sort of thing that ends an appointment and a career together.

Finch shoots him in his office and stages a suicide, right down to the note. The plan is professionally excellent: he understands exactly what a prosecutor would need, and he has removed all of it in advance.

The only slip is domestic. Before the killing, Finch ate from a cheese board in the office, and took the trouble to remove the wedge with his bite mark in it. He did not think about what remained.

Finch's whole life is arranged around the appointment that is about to be announced. He is a defence attorney of national reputation, he has spent decades building an unimpeachable record, and the federal post is the reward for all of it.

Frank Staplin was a client, and in defending him Finch fabricated an alibi. Staplin has kept the proof and has now decided to use it — not for money but because he is being prosecuted again and wants leverage.

The murder is executed with a lawyer's understanding of what a prosecution needs. Finch shoots him in his office, types a suicide note on Staplin's own machine, arranges the body and the weapon correctly, and removes everything a case would be built from. Then he goes home and waits to be appointed.

Oscar Finch, a lawyer tipped for attorney general
Oscar Finch, a lawyer tipped for attorney general “Agenda for Murder”, 1990 · NBCUniversal

How Columbo gets him

McGoohan and Falk are extraordinary together here — their fourth collaboration and clearly the most comfortable. Finch is polite, amused, entirely unbothered, and the duel is conducted almost as a courtesy between two men who both know how it ends.

Columbo's problem is that everything about the scene supports suicide. So he stops working the scene and starts working the man: the appointment, the old case, the reason a successful attorney would need a dead client.

The proof is dental. The missing wedge of cheese means somebody removed evidence of their own bite — and Finch's own dental records, obtained legitimately, complete the match.

The scene is the best-prepared in the series, and Columbo says so out loud, which is itself a tactic: the more he admires the arrangement, the more Finch relaxes into being admired.

Their scenes together are unlike any other pairing in the run. Both men are entirely relaxed, both know what is happening, and neither raises his voice — the fourth and last collaboration between Falk and McGoohan is played almost as a conversation between colleagues.

Since the physical evidence has been removed, the lieutenant works the appointment instead: who benefits from the timing, what the dead man was about to file, and why an attorney with nothing to hide would visit a client at night.

The ending. Columbo Solves the Case in an Unbelievable Way Official Columbo channel · YouTube
The lieutenant studies a half-eaten piece
The lieutenant studies a half-eaten piece “Agenda for Murder”, 1990 · NBCUniversal
The campaign office works without a day off
The campaign office works without a day off “Agenda for Murder”, 1990 · NBCUniversal
The bite mark. Finch removed the piece of cheese he had bitten, but the wedge it came from carries the impression — and it matches his teeth exactly.

Worth knowing

Verdict

The best of the second run and one of the twenty best of the whole series. Everything works: the murder is smart, the clue is small and fair, and the two leads are old friends playing enemies.

It is also the last time McGoohan appears as a murderer, and the film gives him an exit worthy of the four performances.

The best film of the second era and the only one that stands unapologetically beside the classics. Everything is in proportion: a smart murder, a small fair clue, and two actors who had been playing this duel for two decades.

The cheese clue also settles an argument about the format. A federal appointment, a fabricated alibi and a decade of reputation are undone by a bite mark — which is exactly the scale the series has always worked at.

A conversation in an office hung with commendations
A conversation in an office hung with commendations “Agenda for Murder”, 1990 · NBCUniversal

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